Usually looking for a man who needs a new mother, she is loving and giving...and insecure, unbearably needy, and emotionally smothering. She is desperate to be in a relationship every moment (even the wrong one) because she can't bear the thought of being alone; which makes dating her painfully intense. If you don't chew your arm off to escape the first morning, you'll change your number and move in the middle of the night to save yourself.

Queen of Beasts, she runs the show as a princess in her own mind and top cat in the bedroom. Dominating and determined, you can never quench her hunger for the hunt. You (or even the garbage man) are both merely prey. Afterward, you'll probably end up supporting her financially until better-looking quarry appears.

Pisces

By nature, she's a loner, which puts her at odds with life inside a female body. She has a secret imaginary world she escapes to often and you are not part of it. Overtly emotional, you must simply accept the fact that you're not good enough for her. She's a dreamer who is easily led astray, and you should expect her to follow the band around town (and back to their hotel).

The very definition of high maintenance, she's an inwardly afflicted party girl who believes the world revolves around her. Unhinged, angry, and unpleasant when you don't see things that way, she may say that you "owe" her for lowering her standards to date scum like you, or for putting out what must have been the best sex you've ever had. Often drunk on someone else's tab. Best gift: $200 on the nightstand.

Taurus

Headstrong and independent, she isn't so much interested in doing you as she is in competing with you, which she does well. In fact, one of your best buds might end up being a Taurus woman. It does make a relationship with her a bit weird; like hanging with your homeboy, except that pussy is involved.

Self-completing and her own best friend, she will love you and loathe you at pretty much the same time. You can never compete with her inner twin so get used to it. Like Sybil, one girl inside her will swear she's nuts about you, but her love won't ever be as real as she claims because her twin will always mean more than you do. When she finally drops you off a cliff, you should remember you had fun at least half the time.